![]() No, it doesn’t matter unless it’s a boy! Agnes: I know what makes you a boy. Eh? Avery? Is that a girl’s name or a boy’s name? Margo: Does it matter? Gru: No. ![]() Little Girl: EI've no interest in going on a date! That's all! Case closed! I am not scared of women. ![]() Young Gru: Hey Lisa, I was wondering if you. Young Gru: Excuse me, Lisa? Lisa: I was talking to Billy the other day. Edith: Why not? Are you scared? Lisa: Hey, did you guys see the moon landing on TV? Girls: Yeah, I can’t believe it. Gru: Yeah, well, she is a nut job and I'm not going on any date. Edith: So when ya goin' on your date? Gru: What? Edith: Remember? Miss Jillian said she was arranging a date for you. Gru: Hey, I told you guys to get to bed. And here's a tip: Instead of tazing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should just give them a call! Good day, Mr. Silas: "Jams and jellies"? Gru: Oh, attitude! That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. I am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies. Gru: Okay! I see where this is going, with all the Mission Impossible stuff, but no. Lucy: The plan is to set you up undercover at a shop in the mall where hopefully. As an ex-villain, you know how a villain thinks, how a villain acts. And we believe one of these shop owners is a master criminal. And, using our latest chem tracking technology, we have found traces of it in Paradise Mall. Fortunately, it has a very distinct chemical footprint. Silas: As you can see, in the wrong hands, the PX-41 serum, could be the most devastating weapon on Earth. Gru: Huh, you usually don't see that in bunnies. What is PX-41, you ask? Mmm, It's pretty bad. Lucy: Hmm, the lab was devoted to experiments involving PX-41. Lucy: Oh, me now? Um, recently an entire top secret lab disappeared from the Artic Circle. I am the league's director, Silas Ramsbottom. Second, after I did do that, I put it back! Silas: We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru: First of all, you got no proof that I did that. But if you want to melt the polar ice caps? Or Vaporize Mount Fuji? Or even steal the moon? Then we notice. An ultra-secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale. Gru: Okay, this is bogus! I don't know who you people think you are, but. ![]() Lucy: I don't! I'd do it again in a heartbeat! And I am not gonna lie, I enjoyed that. Silas: I apologize for our methods of getting you there. For example, Lipstick tazer! Oh, it works so good. I- Freeze ray! Lucy: You know, you really should announce your weapons after you fire them, Mr. Gru: Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, no! Do not do your business on the petunias! There you go, those are Fred's. Jillian: Oh, oh! I know someone whose husband just died. She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time, looks aren’t that important to her. Jillian: So, I’m gonna go out on a limb here, but my friend Natalie is recently single, and. Gru: Okay, time for cake! Agnes: Thank you, Gruzinkerbell. Zinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! And I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very happy birthday! Little Girl: Why are you so fat? Gru: Because… my house is made of candy, and sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems! Little Girl: How come you have. You know what? I hope that you can sleep at night, you crusher of little girls’ dreams! Agnes: Oo, oo, when is the fairy princess coming? Gru: Any minute now. Dialogue Gru: No, no, no! What do you mean, she’s not coming?! I have a backyard full of these little girls who are counting on a visit from a fairy princess! Ah! Hurts! Ah! Stop it! Listen! I don’t want a refund! I want a fairy princess.
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